Day 60 of 61

Day 60 of 61: A new type of ugly

We all know I suffer something awful and devastating during my monthly gift, no surprise. The surprise is, yesterday and unfortunately today as well, I'm all kinda a new type of ugly. U-G-L-Y, this chick has no alibe. Face swollen, shirt dirty and smelly, hair hap-hazard on my head, ashy skin, kickin' breath, fingerprints on glasses, filthy black hairy pants, dirt under nails, purple period undies sticking out of the top of these pants, and my bloated belly roll hangin out because there's too much pain to worry about it!!! Like I said, a new type of ugly. Black mail pictures could be made by my sons. But then they would be at Oak Park Animal Shelter so fast, they wouldn't be able to shed on our "hair carpet" floor.

I literally layed on our comfortable, big, brown, leather couch aaaaaaaallllll day. I have couch sores. I never knew that was possible. I truly believe our hardwood has a little ditch path from the couch to the restroom. I made no detours.

Since I was a prisoner of my pain and the couch, I celebrated Halloween in a way. I watched snips and clips of all different types of Halloween movies and shows. Why not the whole movie or show? I'm a wimp, always have been, and always will be. I'm not ashamed. I'd start to watch House on a Haunted Hill, and be chill and cool. Then about 30 minutes later there would some type of terrrrrifying ghost with a chip on it's shoulder, and I'd have to change the channel to something more "bambi."

The game plan is to take Halloween down tonight, and put Christmas up before I go to sleep. The Post Man is the beeeeest hubby ever. He entertains me, and allows me to torture him so. I think deep down he enjoys my enthusiasm for the holidays, even if I am a tad bit early. So, the red and green come out of storage, and black and orange away. The Post Man's initial reaction when we worked out this plan yesterday, was: "We are taking down Halloween before the holiday is even here?" Yes. He totally got it. Smart man. I'm soooooooooo lucky.

AND, just in case you didn't know, TWO DAYS LEFT!!! If I had blogged tonight instead, it would be ONE day left. Update: Zara, a kick*$& store that is a mix between Forever 21 and H&M is having their grand opening today, and I my friends and family will be there this weekend. I will lick the fabrics, sniff the air so hard I'll snot, and moleste the clothing so much people will fear me, and allow me to go in the fittingroom before them. I CAN'T WAIT PEOPLE! I CAN'T WAIT! Rock n' roll leggings and jackets, girly sweaters, and hardcore boots....HERE I COME!!!! Stand back witches, stand back, I'M BACK!!

Good day,
Encouraged Shopaholic