Day 43 of 61

Day 43 of 61: Etc.

Random thoughts inside my head today:

1. Oh snap! (that's my fabulosity talk) My boyfriend complimented me on my no shopping skills tonight. Awwww. He notices my effort. It just tickles my insides. I want a trophy. I wonder if he'll get me a trophy that's gold, shiny, heavy, and engraved. Brilliant idea DM, don't forget to throw out a few subtle and not-so-subtle hints. Anyways, smile now mister, because come November 1st, I'm about to go buck wild on the funny farm. Cluck, cluck, moo, moo, baby.

2. Hmmm.... what have I done recently to deserve not having a seat the entire way home on the train? He blesses me everyday and trillion second, BUT I do notice that every time someone gets up to get off, someone else is closer to sitting down. Hmph. I wonder if that "mature" woman with the purple bag would mind if I did a stealth ninja "invisible" move on her, and slid into that seat before her. Or, I wonder if that chick that is in early twenties would fall for a "oooh, Sorry, it's hard to keep my balance, I was just released from the ER last night. Is there anyway I could sit down?" And, I wish everyone would stop staring at my size 28 font size, permanent black marker "Email HQ" message that's scribbled on both of my hands. Please train people, like you can remember everything. You can stare, but don't kid yourself.

3. Why does the love my life have to copy my mad ice cream choosing skills? There is like 16 different signature flavors at Coldstone Creamery, and you just so happen to choose the exact flavor as me. So unoriginal bubba. Cute. But unoriginal.

Okay, enough of random nothingness. (smile) Did you really think I could come up with something meaningful. Remember I promised I'd blog everyday this week? Well, this is what you get. Crap in a bottle.

Goodnight,
Discouraged Shopaholic