Day 38 of 61

Day 38 of 61: Update Schmupdate

1. Hmmm...you are all suspicious. (beady eyes) Yes, I'm less consistent about writing. BUT, my last post was shouting out to the wind, if you were still with me. And....nothing. Silence of the cows. Forget lambs, silence of the big hairy moo cows grazing on grass in a pasture. I see. Hmph. Not a single comment. I'll remember this....when one of you wants to hang out, talk, or get a great annual review. (evil laugh)

2. A "smelly" person I know led a horse to water, and let her drink!!! She encouraged this horse to drink. She let me buy the raddest (oh yeah, I'm whipping out the vintage words, circa 80's) black and silver zipper pull pin. This pin is bad a** for $15. So, warning to others, pick the "smelly" people in your life very, very carefully. They could possible end up as bad as influence as mine. Maybe when the roles are reversed, I'll lead her off a cliff, forget water. But wait, I heard "smelly" people float. (evil laugh)

3. The wise man up top, puts you in certain places at specific times. He does this so you learn. I had one of these incredible lessons a few days ago. I was in absolute dire need for a restroom, so I was desperate and went into the ghetto one at McDonalds. There are only two stalls. I start to do my business, when....I hear God's lesson. "Girl, now you better take your time. You take your time when you wipe, you hear me? One tissue for the front. One tissue for the back. Slow, and don't rush girl. Don't mix them. One for each! From the front, then the back. You hear me girl? Do it right!! Take your time, and you'll get it right. You hear me girl?" I was freakin' hysterical. I did everything that lady, I mean God's angel, told me to do. And.... I was pleasantly happy to know that I have and always do. So....I decided He means this lesson to be used in other facets of my crazy life. For example, slow and meticulous with my business, slow and thoughtful with friendships and relationships, and slow and patient with dreams and goals. High five God, I heard your lesson through the stall, with my pants down. Inconvenient timing, but with him, there's no such thing.

Okay, cows, gotta go.

P.S. Craig and I are the aunt and uncle of beautiful baby Stella, as of Oct. 6th.

Good day,
Discouraged Shopaholic